So exactly how did Annika end up in our NN? "Well, me and a girlfriend were taking a roadtrip, and we had to use the potty. We were out in the middle of nowhere, so we just popped a squat in front of each other. She said I had a very pretty pussy...

"I know what you're thinking. 'She's only 23 and already she's divorced?' Yeah, well, I got married at 17 to a 30-year-old who turned out to love himself much more than he did me. About the only good thing he ever did for me was to teach me all about...